saturday nite JEFF DUNHAM

jeff ffa ffa dun ham . com

those of you that actually know us, it seems that regardless of what we do its always and adventure. not to disappoint anyone .......... the biloxi adventure

we left early for biloxi, so we could play a little and get something to eat before the show. we
(all 14 of us) were only 15 minutes away. so we decide that we need to leave about 6:45 - 7:00. this would give us plenty of time, since its just down the road. yeah right

well us and 15 million other jeff ffa ffa fans had the same idea. we moved like a snail at the south pole. 20 minutes only about 1/2 mile. found out later that the only way in is either east or west on this road, cause the other roads are still screwed up from the hurricaine. so dee starts talking to people on the sidewalk. she asks them how far the place is. "its not far", "only about mile or less", "just past the white fence". so she talks to each car load of people and we decide since it wasnt that far and we werent getting anywhere driving, we would just park and walk. ok think about this.....its COLD, kims shoes werent made for walking (like this anyway, cause they are just cute), and i really gotta pee. not good. so we park and start walking. we only have like 20 minutes to get there before the show starts. we are walking really fast. i dont see any white fence. i dont see any fence at all. walk a little faster. warming up a bit. still gotta pee tho. keep walking still no white fence. folks dont have a clue what a mile or so really is. stupid people. i really gotta pee. feet hurt. keep walking. finally white fence in site. almost there. NOT. the stupid people didnt tell us the fence is two blocks long!! feet seriously hurting, warm now, really really gotta pee. well we finally make it there. they have to wait for me cause I GOT THE TICKETS. lol. we all make it in and bee line to the potty. THE LINE IS WAY TOOO LONG. i start unbuckling the belt and button up levi's getting ready. gonna pop soon. finally relief.

sweetie goes in an finds our seats. we all get to our area and take a seat. well the usher is having a hissy cause we are not sitting where our tickets say we are supposed to. finally after i pass him the reciept for all the tickets and he studies them for about 5 minutes, he gets a clue that we aint moving.

the show is great. jeff ffa ffa is hilarious!!!!!!!! almost peed on myself. lol.

needless to say we all peed before we left for our 14 mile trip back to the truck. its really really cold and feet have blisters. yeah great.

i am going to try to put some pics on the blog.